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Did You Miss Me?

Posted by kathleenheck on January 26, 2012 in General

Sooooooooooooooooooo sorry.  Posting is taking a vacation.  See us again in, starting in mid February.

Sorry for the inconveneince.

 
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Prayer for Grandpa (sorry!) Thanks Sal

Posted by kathleenheck on December 26, 2011 in General

Dear God, please send clothes for all those poor ladies on Grandpa’s computer. 
Amen

 
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Someecards New Years

Posted by kathleenheck on December 26, 2011 in General

 
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From Days Gone By … Daze Gone By … ? (thanks Michele)

Posted by kathleenheck on December 26, 2011 in General

 
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Did You Know This? redo (thanks Michele)

Posted by kathleenheck on December 26, 2011 in General

Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips?

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.  NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.  THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.
                                                               

YOU DIDN’T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU? :-)

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What a Card Trick! (thanks Lilly)

Posted by kathleenheck on December 26, 2011 in General

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh0CMcLiRkw&feature=share

 
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Home made Implants (thanks Michele)

Posted by kathleenheck on December 26, 2011 in General

Click here: Frances Dilorinzo – Homemade Implants – This is one of the funniest things I`ve seen! It cracked me up!

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Why Golf is More Fun in Europe (thanks Lilly)

Posted by kathleenheck on December 26, 2011 in General

Click here: Everyshotimaginable’s Channel – YouTube

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Anthropomorphic Collective Nouns (thanks Michele)

Posted by kathleenheck on December 26, 2011 in General

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

For example we’re all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a Oride of Lions, aSchool of fish and a Gaggle of geese.

However, less widely known is: a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons.  They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?

Believe it or not … a Congress!

 

A CONGRESS OF BABOONS! 

(You just can’t make this stuff up) 

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Just Because I Like This :-) (thanks Lilly)

Posted by kathleenheck on December 26, 2011 in General

http://www.innovationamerica.us/index.php/innovation-daily/2024-what-sony-played-at-its-annual-shareholder-meeting-this-year

 

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