Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 28, 2010 in
General
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, ‘because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.’
The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to Hawaii so [...]
Tags: bridge, Harley, Hawaii, Meltdown
Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 27, 2010 in
General
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings….
We simply continue to fly ……… on a broomstick…
We’re flexible….
Tags: angels, broomstick, Meltdown
Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 26, 2010 in
General
This is so great!
Tags: Johnny Cason, Meltdown, Steve Martin
Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 24, 2010 in
General
If you get an Email titled “Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi,” don’t open it!….
It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.
Tags: Meltdown, Nancy Pelosi, nude photo
Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 23, 2010 in
General
You know you’re from Jersey when . . .
You don’t think of fruit when people mention “The Oranges.”
You know that it’s called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.
You don’t put pineapple on your pizza.
And, you don’t buy pizza at a national “pizza” franchise.
You’ve known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
You know that the [...]
Tags: Belmar, Bon Jovi, Great Adventure, jug handle, Meldown, Seaside Heights, Springsteen, The Oranges, Wildwood
Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 22, 2010 in
General
EEEEwwwwww!
Tags: bud, Bud Light, clothing, clothing drive, drive, light, Meltdown
Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 22, 2010 in
General
The first testicular guard (cup) was used in baseball in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1934.
It took 60 years for men to realize the brain is also important.
Tags: baseball cup, helmet, Meltdown, testicular guard
Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 21, 2010 in
General
Mick, from Dublin, appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds.
“You’ve done very well so far,” said Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter, “but for a million pounds you’ve only got one life-line left – phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question….. will you [...]
Tags: Meltdown, phone a friend, Who Wants to be a Millionaire
Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 20, 2010 in
General
A Ronald disguise?
Looks like the UPS truck wins!!!
I’d like to touch just one.
Maybe start with spelling?
it was the FedEx driver.
This is by the school that teaches Arithetic.
Sometimes a name change is the best idea…
which way to go….
How do you get there from here?
Everything you need for your ’shotgun’ wedding!
But….
McLogic gone wrong…???
Still Dead, Huh??? Go Figure…
What?
Cows [...]
Tags: FedEx, hussey, McDonalds, Meltdown, Sotp, UPS
Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 19, 2010 in
General
School Bus in Japan
School Bus in India
…and yet, when you have a technical problem with your computer – your call ends up in India ?
Tags: Meltdown, school bus