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The Bridge (thanks Michele)

Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 28, 2010 in General

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, ‘because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.’
The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to  Hawaii  so [...]

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Women’s Thought for the Day (thanks Lisa)

Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 27, 2010 in General

Women are Angels. 
  
And when someone breaks our wings…. 
  
We simply continue to fly ……… on a broomstick… 
  
We’re flexible…. 

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The Great FLYdini on Johnny Carson (thanks Ron and Dave)

Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 26, 2010 in General

This is so great!

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INTERNET WARNING! (thanks Jim)

Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 24, 2010 in General

 
If you get an Email titled “Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi,” don’t open it!….
 
It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.
 

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You From Jersey? (thanks Mary)

Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 23, 2010 in General

You know you’re from Jersey when . . .
You don’t think of fruit when people mention “The Oranges.”
You know that it’s called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.
You don’t put pineapple on your pizza.
And, you don’t buy pizza at a national “pizza” franchise.
You’ve known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
You know that the [...]

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Bud Light Clothing Drive (thanks Lilly and Dave)

Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 22, 2010 in General

EEEEwwwwww!

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Little Known Baseball Fact (thanks Lily)

Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 22, 2010 in General

 
The first testicular guard (cup) was used in baseball in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1934.
It took 60 years for men to realize the brain is also important.

 
 

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Irish Millionaire (thanks Alice)

Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 21, 2010 in General

Mick, from Dublin, appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds.
“You’ve done very well so far,” said Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter, “but for a million pounds you’ve only got one life-line left – phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question…..  will you [...]

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Photo Beauties! (thanks John, Lilly, Dave, etc.)

Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 20, 2010 in General

A Ronald disguise?

Looks like the UPS truck wins!!!

I’d like to touch just one.

Maybe start with spelling?

it was the FedEx driver.

This is by the school that teaches Arithetic.

Sometimes a name change is the best idea…

which way to go….

How do you get there from here?

Everything you need for your ’shotgun’ wedding!

But….

McLogic gone wrong…???

Still Dead, Huh??? Go Figure…

What?

Cows [...]

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School Bus Comparison Japan vs. India (thanks George and Dave)

Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 19, 2010 in General

School Bus in Japan

School Bus in India

…and yet, when you have a technical problem with your computer – your call ends up in India ?

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