Posted by kathleenheck on May 31, 2010 in
General I am of Irish descent.
We have two traditional drugs: alcohol and religion. Both of which produce the same eventual side effects: dropping to your knees and feeling guilty.
When it comes to prescription drugs, for me – it’s all about the side effects.
Nausea, anal leakage, dysplasia, and temporary blindness are not just great name choices for [...]
Tags: Advil, Elvis Presley, Heidi Montag, Meltdown, Restless Leg Syndrome, S.A.D.
Posted by kathleenheck on May 30, 2010 in
General Tags: Meltdown, tattoo
Posted by kathleenheck on May 29, 2010 in
General Tags: drunken sailor, Meltdown, Wyoming
Posted by kathleenheck on May 28, 2010 in
General 1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name; it is Nork – rhymes with Fork, not New-ark. Also, Trenton is not pronounced Tren-ton, it is Trent-in.
2. The morning rush hour is from 5 AM to NOON. The evening rush hour is from NOON to 7 PM. Friday’s rush hour starts on Thursday morning. [...]
Tags: EZ Pass, Mewltdown, New Jersey, Newark, parkway, road kill, Trenton
Posted by kathleenheck on May 27, 2010 in
General Tags: Meltdown, toilet
Posted by kathleenheck on May 26, 2010 in
General Tags: Meltdown, Pittsburgh
Posted by kathleenheck on May 25, 2010 in
General 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time.
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will copy and forward this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid [...]
Tags: idiot, Meltdown, stick your tongue out
Posted by kathleenheck on May 24, 2010 in
General Tags: deer, hunter, Meltdown
Posted by kathleenheck on May 23, 2010 in
General In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
‘I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,’ he said as he surveyed the worried faces. ’The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, very risky [...]
Tags: brain, Meltdown, transplant
Posted by kathleenheck on May 23, 2010 in
General Tags: Meltdown, pajamas
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