Author of "after the beep"
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, ‘Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. ’This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who did this to stand and [...]
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches
in Montego Bay , Jamaica . Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, ‘What a peaceful & loving couple’ The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: ‘Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ,’ [...]
(You just can’t make this stuff up!!)
When southern Florida resident Nathan R’s house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That’s the way the police report described it.)
A [...]
A young lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy.
So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to [...]
Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always [...]
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. At that very moment, a bee flew in through his window.
The bee said, “What seems to be the problem?”
“I’m out of gas,”
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.
Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew [...]
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