Posted by kathleenheck on Jul 31, 2010 in
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1 – This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)
2 – Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
3 – If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don’t have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Mary, age 7)
4 – Sharks are ugly and [...]
Tags: crabs, eels, jellyfish, Meltdown, oysters
Posted by kathleenheck on Jul 30, 2010 in
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Think resume typos are no big deal? Last year, Accountemps, a temporary staffing firm, interviewed 150 senior executives from some of the nation’s largest companies. Forty percent of the respondents said that just one typo on a resume would cause the candidate to be eliminated. Thirty-six percent said it would take just two mistakes before [...]
Tags: Barbara Safani, hardly working, Meltdown, party-time, prom queen, rabid, resume
Posted by kathleenheck on Jul 28, 2010 in
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A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He [...]
Tags: invincible, Meltdown, seductive
Posted by kathleenheck on Jul 27, 2010 in
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Tags: dog training, Meltdown
Posted by kathleenheck on Jul 26, 2010 in
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“Dear friends and colleagues,
I’ve entered a writing contest, and would like your assistance. Please click on the link below, if you find my entry to be worthy of a vote, I would appreciate it if you could sign in to the site and give me your support. There is no account required, and no junk [...]
Tags: bourdain, cooking, fish, medium raw, Meltdown, Travel Channel
Posted by kathleenheck on Jul 26, 2010 in
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Tags: Attorney, Meltdown, Mississippi
Posted by kathleenheck on Jul 25, 2010 in
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Tags: honk, jesus, Meltdown, text
Posted by kathleenheck on Jul 24, 2010 in
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Tags: anorexia, divorce, Meltdown
Posted by kathleenheck on Jul 23, 2010 in
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Tags: Constitution, Meltdown