Happy Thanksgiving? (thanks Dennis)
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York a few days before Thanksgiving and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but your mother are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.”
“Pop, what are you talking about???!!!!!?”
“We can’t stand the sight of each other and I can’t stand talking about it any longer. So call your sister in Chicago and tell her.”
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced! I’ll take care of this!” she says.
She calls Phoenix immediately and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced! Don’t do a SINGLE thing until I get there! I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then do NOT do a thing. Do you hear me?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up the phone, smiles at his wife and says, “Okay it worked. They’ll be here for Thanksgiving and they’re paying they’re own way.”
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