Posted by kathleenheck on Nov 22, 2009 in
General
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn’t really know what he wanted to do, and he didn’t seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, [...]
Tags: bible, Congress, Kindle, Meltdown, Playboy, silver dollar, whiskey
Posted by kathleenheck on May 27, 2009 in
General
LOT’S WIFE
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, ‘My Mommy looked back once while she was driving,’ he announced triumphantly, ‘and she turned into a telephone pole!’
GOOD SAMARITAN
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story [...]
Tags: Ark, bible, Good Samaritan, Lot's wife, Moses, Noah, pillar of salt, Psalm, Rabbi, Sunday School, telephone pole
Posted by kathleenheck on Sep 7, 2008 in
General
A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be willing to sell the bibles door-to-door for [...]
Tags: bible, church, pastor, sales, sales prowess, salesman, speech impediment
Posted by kathleenheck on Aug 24, 2008 in
General
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
‘Is there anything breakable in here?’ asked the postal clerk.
‘Only the Ten Commandments. ‘ answered the lady.
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A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of [...]
Tags: Amish, bible, Star Spangled Banner, Ten Commandments, trespasses
Posted by kathleenheck on Jul 13, 2008 in
General
1) NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’
2) [...]
Tags: Adam's underwear, bible, false teeth, K-9 partner, ketchup, kids, nudity, police, seat belt, YMCA