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Country Preacher Logic (thanks Michele)

Posted by kathleenheck on Nov 22, 2009 in General

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.  Like many young men his age, the boy didn’t really know what he wanted to do, and he didn’t seem too concerned about it.  One day, while the boy was away at school, [...]

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Quote Me (thanks Linda K)

Posted by kathleenheck on May 27, 2009 in General

LOT’S WIFE
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, ‘My Mommy looked back once while she was driving,’ he announced triumphantly, ‘and she turned into a telephone pole!’
GOOD SAMARITAN
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story [...]

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Bible Sales (thanks Darla)

Posted by kathleenheck on Sep 7, 2008 in General

A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several  cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the  congregation who would be willing to sell the bibles door-to-door for [...]

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Church Jokes Part III (thanks Linda M)

Posted by kathleenheck on Aug 24, 2008 in General

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
‘Is there anything breakable in here?’ asked the postal clerk.
‘Only the Ten Commandments. ‘ answered the lady.
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A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of [...]

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Why We Love Children (thanks John P)

Posted by kathleenheck on Jul 13, 2008 in General

1) NUDITY:  I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.  She was stark naked!   As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’
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