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Pecans in the Cemetery (thanks Elizabeth)

Posted by kathleenheck on Aug 26, 2010 in General

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
‘One for you, one for me One for you, one for me,’ said [...]

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Browsing Old Cemeteries (thanks Janet)

Posted by kathleenheck on Dec 8, 2009 in General

Harry Edsel Smith of  Albany , New York :
Born 1903–Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the
Car was on the way down. It was.
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In a Thurmont,  Maryland , cemetery:
Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no
Place to go.
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On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in
East [...]

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Halloween Rules (thanks Ann)

Posted by kathleenheck on Oct 31, 2008 in General

As today is Halloween, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to help keep this season healthy, happy, and SAFE!!  Please use these helpful hints this and every year.
1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it’s really dead.
2. Never read a book of demon summoning [...]

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