Posted by kathleenheck on Mar 13, 2010 in
General
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports … It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it [...]
Tags: camping, Christopher Columbus, man rules, Meltdown, mind readers, toilet seats
Posted by kathleenheck on Dec 14, 2009 in
General
MONA LISA’S JEWISH MOTHER:
’After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?’
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS’ JEWISH MOTHER:
’I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you didn’t call, you didn’t write…’
MICHELANGELO’S JEWISH MOTHER:
’A ceiling you paint? Not good enough for you the walls, like the other children? Do you know how hard it is to get [...]
Tags: Christopher Columbus, Einstein, Kindle, Meltdown, Mona Lisa