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An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn’t really know what he wanted to do, and he didn’t seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, [...]
Only in America…..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America…..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America…..do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America……do we buy hot dogs in [...]
This is from an article in the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on “How Would You Fix the Economy?” I think this guy nailed it!
Dear Mr. President, Please find below my suggestion for fixing America ’s economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money [...]
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where a well known member of Congress happened to appear. The Representative took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.
‘Would you mind telling me, Doctor,’ she asked, ‘how you detect a mental deficiency in [...]
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
Congress: Bingo with billions.
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
I’m nuts and I know it. But so long as I [...]
‘Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.’- Ronald Reagan
‘The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’ – Ronald Reagan
‘Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.’- Ronald Reagan
‘I have wondered at times about [...]
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Romance novel? Sort of. Depiction of corrupt corporations? Partly. Self-compiled journal of a foreign citizen who lands in one American predicament after predicament, works in astonishing environments, and has racy relationships from coast to coast?
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