Posted by kathleenheck on Dec 14, 2009 in
General MONA LISA’S JEWISH MOTHER:
’After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?’
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS’ JEWISH MOTHER:
’I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you didn’t call, you didn’t write…’
MICHELANGELO’S JEWISH MOTHER:
’A ceiling you paint? Not good enough for you the walls, like the other children? Do you know how hard it is to get [...]
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Posted by kathleenheck on Jun 27, 2009 in
General Consider these quotes …..
“Half this game is 90% mental.” ~ Danny Ozark, former Philadelphia Phillies Manager
“I love California. I practically grew up in California.” ~ Dan Quayle
“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?” ~ Lee Iacocca
“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman [...]
Tags: Dan Quayle, Danny Ozark, Einstein, Joe Theisman, Lee Iacocca, social services
Posted by kathleenheck on Feb 4, 2009 in
General Einstein’s was born March 14, 1879. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time, he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed … He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the [...]
Tags: DNA, Einstein, Elsa Lowenthal, Jim Weathers, well endowed
Posted by kathleenheck on Dec 18, 2008 in
General Do this slowly and carefully, without looking at answers
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9 …
2) Multiply by 3, then …
3) Add 3, then again multiply by 3 (I’ll wait while you get the calculator…)
4) You’ll get a 2 or 3 digit number …
5) Add the digits together …
Now Scroll down ………….. Now with [...]
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