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Vote for Jim!

Posted by kathleenheck on Jul 26, 2010 in General

“Dear friends and colleagues,
I’ve entered a writing contest, and would like your assistance. Please click on the link below, if you find my entry to be worthy of a vote, I would appreciate it if you could sign in to the site and give me your support. There is no account required, and no junk [...]

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Go Fish! (thanks Robin)

Posted by kathleenheck on Nov 15, 2009 in General

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
What did the fisherman’s wife say to the fisherman?
Not tonight; I have a haddock.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
What’s the difference between a fish [...]

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Wisdom of Age (thanks Darla)

Posted by kathleenheck on Nov 15, 2008 in General

A guy is 80 years old and loves to fish.  He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.’ He looked around and couldn’t see any one.  He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, ‘Pick me up.’
He looked in the water [...]

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Kids Writing About the Ocean (thanks Mary Ellen)

Posted by kathleenheck on Aug 29, 2008 in General

1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.  (Kelly, age 6)
2. Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
3. If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island. If you don’t have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.  (Wayne, age 7)
4. Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big [...]

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