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1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time.
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will copy and forward this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid [...]
These are comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the public school system. All teachers were reprimanded, but …
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is [...]
1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.
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2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
5. You soon will forward or tell this to another idiot.
6. [...]
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stop at a rest area and head to the restroom.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: ”Hi, how are you?” I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don’t know what got [...]
* How come we choose from two people to run for President and fifty for Miss America??
* I saw a woman wearing a shirt with “Guess” on it. So I said, “Implants?” She hit me.
* Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.
* Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I [...]
* I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
* I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
* Don’t take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
* I’m not a complete idiot — some parts are just missing.
* Out of [...]
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