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Teachers and Cops (thanks Jim)

Posted by kathleenheck on Aug 14, 2009 in General

These are comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the public school system. All teachers were reprimanded, but …
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is [...]

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Human Body Facts (thanks Lilly, etc.)

Posted by kathleenheck on May 13, 2009 in General

-Scientists say the higher your IQ, the more you dream … based on smart people I have known, this means during sleep and while awake
-The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm … explaining the attraction short men have for tall women?
-You use 200 muscles to take [...]

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