Posted by kathleenheck on Mar 7, 2010 in
General The following is an actual question given on a University chemistry midterm. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most [...]
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Posted by kathleenheck on Jan 6, 2010 in
General There are two reasons why it’s hard to solve a redneck murder:
1. The DNA all matches
2. There are no dental records
Tags: dental records, DNA, Kindle, Meltdown, redneck
Posted by kathleenheck on Jan 4, 2010 in
General 1. Obtain a second hand pair of men’s work boots, size 14 – 16
2. Place them on your front porch, with a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3. Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note that reads,
“Butch.
Bubba, Bertha, Jr. and I went for more ammo and beer. [...]
Tags: ammo, beer, Kindle, mailman, Meltdown, pit bulls
Posted by kathleenheck on Dec 31, 2009 in
General The Wal-Mart greeter watched two blondes enter the store and stop at the soda machine in the front. He figures something is up as they are smiling and laughing.
One of them pulls coins from her purse and plugs them into the soda machine. She concentrates on the buttons, and finally pushes one. When the soda can [...]
Tags: Blondes, greeter, Kindle, Meltdown, Wal-Mart
Posted by kathleenheck on Dec 30, 2009 in
General During a recent password audit by our company, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
When asked why such a big password, she said she was told it had to be at least 8 characters.
Tags: blonde, Kindle, Meltdown, password
Posted by kathleenheck on Dec 29, 2009 in
General A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ”I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, ”Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, ”I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he explained, “Lord have [...]
Tags: cyanide, Kindle, Meltdown, prescription
Posted by kathleenheck on Dec 28, 2009 in
General How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
DACHSHUND: You know I can’t [...]
Tags: Dachshund, Kindle, light bulb, Meltdown, Shih Tzu
Posted by kathleenheck on Dec 27, 2009 in
General This year I’m putting mistletoe in my back pocket
… for obvious reasons.
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Posted by kathleenheck on Dec 26, 2009 in
General Thinking she owed herself a little post holiday bling, a well-dressed and beautifully coiffed woman walks into Tiffany’s. She looks around, spots a very pretty diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly passes gas.
Quite embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little ‘whoops’ [...]
Tags: diamond bracelet, Kindle, Meltdown, Tiffany's
Posted by kathleenheck on Dec 24, 2009 in
General “Dear Santa, this year, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Uncle Fred’s computer.”
Tags: clothes, Kindle, Meltdown, santa
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