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How Was YOUR Day 3 (thanks Ron) HAPPY LABOR DAY!
Posted by kathleenheck on Sep 6, 2010 in General
Where’s Dinner? redo (thanks Susan)
Posted by kathleenheck on Sep 4, 2010 in General
A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street.
10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at [...]
THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, redo (thanks Jerry and Michele)
Posted by kathleenheck on Sep 2, 2010 in General
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:
1. DON’T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON’T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.
3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
5. I WENT TO A [...]
Larry Says …. (thanks Michele)
Posted by kathleenheck on Aug 31, 2010 in General
Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. ‘Why do you do that, mommy?’ he asked. ‘To make myself beautiful,’ said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. ‘What’s the matter, asked Larry ‘Giving up?’
The math teacher saw that Larry wasn’t paying attention in class. [...]
Golfers 2 (thanks Jim)
Posted by kathleenheck on Aug 29, 2010 in General
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.
“Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?” she asked the instructor.
“P-u-t-t is correct,” he replied.
“Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.”
My five-year-old nephew wanted to caddy for my brother’s golf game.
“You have [...]
Pecans in the Cemetery (thanks Elizabeth)
Posted by kathleenheck on Aug 26, 2010 in General
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
‘One for you, one for me One for you, one for me,’ said [...]
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