Posted by kathleenheck on Dec 11, 2009 in
General
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand. He said, ‘Preacher, I’ll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!’
The preacher said, ‘Thank you sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use profanity.’
The man said, ‘I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five [...]
Tags: cheese farm, Holland, Kindle, Meltdown, MSG, preacher
Posted by kathleenheck on Sep 20, 2009 in
General
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.
“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.
“Interesting,” the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she [...]
Tags: banker, circus ringmaster, funeral director, Kindle, Meltdown, preacher
Posted by kathleenheck on Jun 24, 2008 in
General
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he [...]
Tags: God, mischievous, preacher