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A Few Old Zingers (thanks Jim)

Posted by kathleenheck on Dec 11, 2009 in General

A  man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand.  He said, ‘Preacher, I’ll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned  good!’
The preacher said, ‘Thank you sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use profanity.’
The man said, ‘I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five [...]

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Love at 80 (thanks Lilly)

Posted by kathleenheck on Sep 20, 2009 in General

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation. 
“He’s a funeral director,” she answered. 
“Interesting,” the newsman thought. 
He then asked her if she [...]

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Boys in Trouble (thanks Mary Ellen)

Posted by kathleenheck on Jun 24, 2008 in General

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it.  If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he [...]

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